Throughout my short life, I've gone through different phazes. And yes, when I was young, there was no accounting for my female taste in men. A lot of people, both men and women were stunned when they learned that my first crush was on Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes. "OMG that ugly bald dude with the riding crop?!?!" is usually their first response. Yes, when I was ten, he was my idol. But once I turned eleven, I graduated to crushing on Peter Newkirk of the same show...Richard Dawson by his real name. And even now I say that when he played Newkirk he was SOOOOO HAWTT!! Erm.. But I went through a year or two of thinking and fantasizing only of him, and now I'm out of it. Then I started going for the "geeky intelligent" look, (i.e. people with glasses and nice eyes) and I found it in Roy Shidner who played the sheriff on Stephen Speilberg's "Jaws". Yes, I know what you're thinking...HIM??? But I was thirteen. By fourteen, I had grown past him, and was then stuck on Greg Proops and Ryan Styles from the show "Whose Line is it, Anyway?".

Ladies and gentlemen, although I am still a devout Snape fan, my new crush for the year which I have yet to grow out of: (drum roll please....) Commodore Norrington!!

Yes, I have bypassed the girly boy Will Turner, and overlooked the drunken Jack Sparrow, and have afixed myself upon the devilishly dashing and charmingly chivalrous James T. Norrington, ex-commodore. I fell in love with him in the first movie (the one where he alegedly looks like an ice-cream cone), because I love men in uniform, and men with principles....and a sexy hat. His voice is shexxier than even Alan Rickman's, and he is a man of honor. I just hope that he isn't turned bad by the writers of Potc 3 !! He's too noble to turn bad, and he's FAAAR too better a person for Elizabeth...I must admit since I saw Dead Man's Chest, I've really detested her. What a strumpet! How dare she lie and break her vow to Norry, breaking his heart in the process, and then turn around and start cheating on Will?? Seriously, even though she was supposedly doing that in order to chain Jack, she had no right in making out with him....

Anyway, poor Norry. I've also joined a fabulous fan club for all people like me who have an unhealthy obsession about our favorite ex-commodore. The club is CommodoreNorry, right here on deviantART! Here's the link: [link]

Go! Join! For the love of Norry, join!